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F U C K YOU

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language
today is the word "f***". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound,
can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "f***" falls into
many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive
(John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an
action verb (John really gives a f***), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't
give a f***), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun
(Mary is a terrific f***). It can also be used as an adjective
(Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (f***! I'm late for my
date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f***
she's also stupid). As you can see, here are very few words with the overall
versatility of the word "f***".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be
used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings "How the f*** are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, f*** it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "f*** YOU!"
6. Disgust "f*** me."
7. Confusion "What the f***.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the f*** is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the f*** are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know f*** all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a f***, anyhow?
18. Greetings "How the f*** are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the f*** are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the f*** out of here."
21. Directions "f*** off."
22. Disbelief "How the f*** did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "f*** Dan Quayle!"


It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the f*** was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
General Custer
"Where the f*** is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
"Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
Picasso
"How the f*** did you work that out?"
Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Michaelangelo
"f*** a duck."
Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
J.F.K.

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